@TheOnion i so badly wanted this to be funny.
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Check out your horoscope...
#satireisforsmartpeople “@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 9, 2013 http://onion.com/Z6JiyY ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seems to be having a bad week. Read at your own peril." Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 9, 2013 http://onion.com/Z6JiyY ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 9, 2013 http://onion.com/Z6JiyY ”#pisces - totally my life now ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You'll have a terrifying out-of-body experience this week, followed by an even more horrifying back-inside-your-body experience.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Looks like we're all kind of screwed. “
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My horoscope (Libra) sounds like a plan.. “
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 9, 2013 http://onion.com/Z6JiyY ”#aquariusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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