@TheOnion looking for his yacht
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@TheOnion Drat! Where are the drones when we need em?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion john Kerry also overheard ordering crossaint with heavy french accent. House and Senate GOP demand apologyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: John Kerry Lost Somewhere In Gobi Desert http://onion.com/10Ftkck ”@williamwebsterO god I love good satire!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol “
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Looking for Ghengis Kahn, no doubt. “
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@TheOnion Has he found Sir Mark Thatcher ? Along with Lawrence, truly a knight of the desert . Hope that he is found safe and well . Oasis?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh, but imagine the added miles to all that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Can't. Breatheeee!“
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