@TheOnion **BREAKING NEWS** Bald Eagles retaliate against aborting parent birds by firebombing nests.
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@TheOnion PENGUINS LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sparrow vs. WadeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion birds know betterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There are reports of fundamentalist birds physically attacking cuckoos for helping with abortions.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If all animals approve#abortions what would happen to the black widow spider for e.g & how many abortions would a cat need ?;-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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