.@theonion Have the 'global warming' satelittes track the ozone depletion plume to find John Kerry, the Breck Boy...
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@TheOnion one can only wish!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Leave well enough alone. Leave him there. “
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Lol)“
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@TheOnion Herman Munster lost? Eddie and grandpa should take Spot out to find him. Probably simple amnesia.@tneal53@LeoReed364Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: John Kerry Lost Somewhere In Gobi Desert http://onion.com/12oJbT2 ”.. I don't know what I'd do without The OnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not mad! lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: John Kerry Lost Somewhere In Gobi Deserthttp://onion.com/12oJbT2Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh no a rescue mission must be mounted lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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