“@TheOnion: BREAKING: Thousands Of Eggs Pushed Out Of Nests After Birds Legalize Abortion http://onion.com/10EVkg6 ” just spit up my drink 

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Baha this is funny lol “
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@TheOnion Very good. Having a good laugh. ThanksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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R.I.P. Baby Humpty Dumpty. RT
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zomg RT
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@TheOnion "breaking"... pun intended?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion love it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh shit lololololooolloloolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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HahahahaHAHAHA! RT
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@TheOnion BREAKING: Thousands of Eggs Pushed Out of Nests After Birds Legalize Abortion http://onion.com/10EVkg6 Well Done!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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My kinda humor. RT
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Ah ah ah “
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@TheOnion@Dr_DuckHook you wish papa!:)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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