@TheOnion Obama knows every Syrian is worth exactly $1.38 US dollars. Freedom fighters today, al-Qaeda in Syria tomorrow. They're cheap.
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@TheOnion my main main osamaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is just as stupid as this newspaper! lmao!! stupid a$$e$Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Aw, man. RT
@TheOnion "Don’t ever think about the Syrian people—not even once. I don’t." – Barack Obama http://onion.com/Xg8RNJThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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