For you, @christysam “@TheOnion: Confusing Roadside Memorial Features Bicycle, Rotary Telephone, Jug Of Some Kind http://onion.com/YV6q3p ”
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@TheOnion Warshington state?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh and his weeping woman friend is allergic to flowers, so kept a bloom nearby to clean up, plucking nose hairs to feign weeping.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Last seen calling his agent. He was an out-of-work bluegrass baritone jug player. He even named his bike "Bluegrass."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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