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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Apr 2013

    Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph'http://onion.com/10fIMhW 

    2:45 PM - 4 Apr 2013
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    138 replies 1,397 retweets 592 likes
      1. J 🎃hn Br 🎃cat 🎃‏ @johnwardbrocato 4 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Magnificent. Well played, Onion. RT @TheOnion: Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph'http://onion.com/10fIMhW 

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      1. Off-Ramp‏Verified account @KPCCofframp 4 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion's love-letter to @ebertchicago. Out of the park, Because they left out the snark. Nice.

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      1. Christine Bohan‏Verified account @ChristineBohan 4 Apr 2013
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        Ha ha sob. RT @TheOnion: Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph' http://onion.com/10fIMhW 

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      1. John Noble‏ @PeaceNoble 4 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph' http://onion.com/10fIMhW ” beautiful and touching!

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      1. Robin J Phillips‏ @RobinJP 4 Apr 2013
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        Beautiful! no disrespect. RT @TheOnion: Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph' http://onion.com/10fIMhW 

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      2. Alexa Planje‏ @HerQueue 4 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love you guys. RT @TheOnion Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph' http://onion.com/10fIMhW 

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      1. larry powell‏ @JAMESLARRYPOWE3 5 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion I still don't understand tweet or how

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      1. Dean Padre Simmer‏Verified account @mojodean 4 Apr 2013
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        Thank you @TheOnion. This is beautiful. “@TheOnion: Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph' http://onion.com/10fIMhW ”

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      1. Matt Sebek‏ @MattSebek 4 Apr 2013
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        Outstanding. RT @TheOnion: Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph'http://onion.com/10fIMhW 

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      1. Jared Currier‏ @JaredCurrier 4 Apr 2013
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        I certainly did not expect to get choked up by an @TheOnion article today, but: http://onion.com/10fIMhW 

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      2. Lil Pump Kin‏ @Shasta_Otter 4 Apr 2013
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        Fuck, this almost made me cry. “@TheOnion: Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph' http://onion.com/10fIMhW ”

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      3. MASTODON Lunostophiles @ snouts.online‏ @Lunostophiles 4 Apr 2013
        Replying to @Shasta_Otter

        @Shasta_Otter @TheOnion Ironically, only the first time The Onion has brought a tear to my eye.

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      1. Hiro Murai‏Verified account @MuraiHiro 5 Apr 2013
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        RIP “@TheOnion: Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph' http://onion.com/10fIMhW ”

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      1. Joe Tamborello‏Verified account @joetamborello 4 Apr 2013
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        A great blend of satire and remembrance. Nicely done. RT @TheOnion: Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph'http://onion.com/10fIMhW 

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      1. Molly Bauckham‏ @harpmolly 4 Apr 2013
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        I love it when the usually cynical @TheOnion gets a heartfelt, funny tribute just right. @ebertchicago http://onion.com/10fIMhW 

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      1. McGONE! (Director: John Carpenter)‏ @the_mcgone 4 Apr 2013
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        Nicely done, Onion. RT @TheOnion Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph'http://onion.com/10fIMhW 

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      1. Ryan LaCroix‏Verified account @KOSUryan 4 Apr 2013
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        This is fantastic. “@TheOnion: Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph' http://onion.com/10fIMhW ”

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      1. @red3blog‏ @red3blog 4 Apr 2013
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        Dammit, Onion. Those last lines are making me tear up. RT @TheOnion: Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph' http://onion.com/10fIMhW 

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