“@TheOnion: Assisted Living Center Widower Has Eye On Cute, Hunched-Forward Little Number http://onion.com/XfW2D1 ” @Schalamander
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@TheOnion: Assisted Living Center Widower Has Eye On Cute, Hunched-Forward Little Number http://onion.com/XfW2D1 ”. Haha I love this
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@TheOnion: Assisted Living Center Widower Has Eye On Cute, Hunched-Forward Little Number http://onion.com/XfW2D1 ” funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sorry, forgot the obligatory "gawd bless the onion"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion y'all can laugh it up, but STI's in old-folks' homes are rising!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion she's a fine piece of ass.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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