@TheOnion Pretty soon, we will be assaulting each other with all the weapons of mutual devotion.
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@TheOnion: Somehow we’re still finding ways to fall a little more out of love each day http://onion.com/Z6PtPz ” so that makes me#lucky then?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#Women have left me in my last two long term relationships each lasting years.Now Im#middleaged and a train wreck.TOTALLY OVER IT -
@thomaswhardy@TheOnion It's rumored the women who left you bitterly regret it, & are lonely & dissolute, asking 'what we were thinking?' -
@RobertWScruggs Thankyou so much for your consoling words.That's the nicest thing someone's said for a while.At least we have a#kindheart
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Use Lulu & avoid this terrible fate RT
@TheOnion "Finding ways to fall a little more out of love each day" http://onion.com/Z6PtPzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Get married, that'll work!#tweverythingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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