@TheOnion I guess you can beat those prices... WITH FISTS!
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@TheOnion “Nice to see some blunt-object violence for a change.”- SecondedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This can't be the first time that someone drove into a Walmart and started beating people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion.It's very obvious that this dude is on#angeldust.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion April Fools!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#WhatDoYouThink guy was tired of being told to have a nice dayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion people are going cuckoo. or already were cuckoo. one or the other.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sweet!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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