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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Mar 2013

    In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Casthttp://onion.com/XQFL4H 

    5:15 PM - 31 Mar 2013
    • 324 Retweets
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    • Klark Hiter Eren Budanur Merilin Uilson INTELECT C R B Liz Schroeder Tonio Henwood Fernanda Miguel Asad Rahim Khan
    17 replies 324 retweets 73 likes
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      2. Kaytie Faries‏ @KaytieFaries 31 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast http://onion.com/XQFL4H ” @M4ximusMeridius 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Maxwell Gagnon‏ @M4ximusMeridius 1 Apr 2013
        Replying to @KaytieFaries

        @Kaytie53 I think it's about time you watch game of thrones. Fact-All the cool kids do it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Kaytie Faries‏ @KaytieFaries 1 Apr 2013
        Replying to @M4ximusMeridius

        @M4ximusMeridius it'll happen soon...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Maxwell Gagnon‏ @M4ximusMeridius 1 Apr 2013
        Replying to @KaytieFaries

        @Kaytie53 it's the best show ever. For real this time to.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Kaytie Faries‏ @KaytieFaries 1 Apr 2013
        Replying to @M4ximusMeridius

        @M4ximusMeridius if its not, I'm going to be the most disappointed person EVER

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Maxwell Gagnon‏ @M4ximusMeridius 1 Apr 2013
        Replying to @KaytieFaries

        @Kaytie53 except Disney. Ain't got time for that.

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      8. Kaytie Faries‏ @KaytieFaries 1 Apr 2013
        Replying to @M4ximusMeridius

        @M4ximusMeridius You're a disappointment

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Maxwell Gagnon‏ @M4ximusMeridius 1 Apr 2013
        Replying to @KaytieFaries

        @Kaytie53 you misspelled "inspiration"

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Karyn Molidor‏ @61Kam 1 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I love Game of Thrones

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      1. beverly mohler‏ @brmohler37 31 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Kim Barrie‏ @kim_barrie 31 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion. Oh, they're out there alright. Put a woman on the case. She'll find 'em for ya!

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      1. Amanda Michelle‏ @amshepherdRN 31 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast http://onion.com/XQFL4H ” @ShepDogg921 lmao

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      1. Will Bailey‏ @WilluBmyneighbr 31 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast http://onion.com/XQFL4H ” @MrNiceGuy226 @wildbilldaniels

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      1. Lauren Sauer‏ @sauer_lauren 31 Mar 2013
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        Too true! “@TheOnion: In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast http://onion.com/XQFL4H ” #GameOfThrones

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      1. Lauren‏ @laurenlevity 31 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast http://onion.com/XQFL4H ” @GameOfThrones #gameofthrones

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      1. terri barosky‏ @TerriBarosky 31 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast http://onion.com/XQFL4H ”@LukeBarosky @MarksCheese

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