@TheOnion- Sweet, if Jessica Simpson's completion of Green Eggs and Ham constitutes a novel then I am a learned man thanks to my 2 year old
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@TheOnion O.O this is awesomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion does John Grisham know this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion RT hahahahahahThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Stupid people are funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Now thats funny! “
@TheOnion: This Week's Top Video | Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion kind of harsh. -
@johnnyhow@TheOnion A little harsh but funny LOL
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