@TheOnion Because he apparently gets paid by the syllable.
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@TheOnion please fire his assThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: 'Shot Clock, Game Clock Off By About 3 Seconds,' Reports Clark Kellogg For 86th Time During Timeout http://onion.com/XhFVqH ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion let's not forget that the shot and the game clocks were off by about three seconds!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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