@TheOnion Has the statute of limitations run out on my similar '64 World's Fair traumatic incident?
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@TheOnion If ride was It's a Small World he deserves more...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well, that was torture to him but he got the Disneyland ticket costs back and now more people will sue Disney, which ups prices.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Rides get stuck. It happens. No matter the circumstance it's just "one of those things" 8k is a bit much for a 30min inconvenienceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not enough money, should be 8 billion USD, and lifetime pass, with line quick-skip privileges.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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