And here's why I'm never having kids. “@TheOnion: Mom Hasn't Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade http://onion.com/ZrG0SK ”
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@TheOnion first thing I'm gonna do when Kimmy leaves is order MY favorite pizza.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you know it's true! ;)
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True that!! “
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@clshade22 “@TheOnion: Mom Hasn't Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade http://onion.com/ZrG0SK ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion maybe this is why I now hate pizza. Ham and pineapple haunt my dreams.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This article made me so sad!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Story of my life. “
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@_dbeck_23 this is so you lol “
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