Touche RT @TheOnion Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounceshttp://onion.com/ZryO9l
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Spring break 2013!!: “
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@TheOnion: Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces http://onion.com/ZryO9l ” JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

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@theonion JACKSON, MS, not MI, unless your reporting from Michigan. Here's a quick list of state abbreviations: http://ow.ly/jymE3 - 1 more reply
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I wouldn't be shocked...“
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Ja, ja, ja... RT
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@TheOnion I forgot Jackson Mississippi was in Michigan until I saw thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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It's funny cause we're fat. RT“
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@TheDailyShow “@TheOnion: Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces http://onion.com/ZryO9l ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is real? Seems ridiculous? “
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@TheOnion fatest state on the union I believeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces http://onion.com/ZryO9l ” HahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ha! RT:
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@TheOnion: Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces http://onion.com/ZryO9l ” wow!! That's bad news for the health of MississippiThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion By the way, idiots, the abbreviation for Mississippi is MS, not MI.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why stop there? MS has also banned gun with magazine sizes smaller than 15 rounds. We kinda like freedom, ya know.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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