“@TheOnion: Mom Hasn't Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade http://onion.com/YhIXK2 ” HA!
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@ma_calton “@TheOnion: Mom Hasn't Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade http://onion.com/YhIXK2 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Mom Hasn't Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade http://onion.com/YhIXK2 ” Exact opposite of my mother. -
@timweatherall "It's barbecue, they won't let me." -
@beth_scout You make do!
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@TheOnion Man...now I just wanna hug my mom and tell her thank you. Way to go, Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Mom Hasn't Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade http://onion.com/YhIXK2 ” have up jalapeños on pizzas#sotrueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ranchotomate I totally relate. Vegetables? Ewwwwwwww
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@TheOnion way to be a bummer Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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So sorry @crystalglaab “
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@theonion Thanks. I just coughed kale soup all over my white tee....
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@TheOnion Just one of the infinite reasons for not having children.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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