@TheOnion TO YOUR EDITORS .. FIND more newsworthy stories OR I will UNFOLLOW.
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This guy is crazy RT
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@kercho// “@TheOnion: In Focus: Area Man To Try Showering At Night http://onion.com/WX5meU ” -
@NickEngland86 you're weird like him!
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@TheOnion Mattress salesmen would have you believe you sleep in your old filthy bed. Morning shower!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Great article. I have to rewash my tufts in the morning, but otherwise, I like to warsh before bed. My bedding stays fresher, too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol am stuck on morning showers
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