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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Mar 2013

    SLIDESHOW: 10 'Healthy' Foods That Are Actually Bad For Youhttp://onion.com/10adpUP 

    8:30 PM - 27 Mar 2013
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      2. A. Haiku‏ @AstoriaHaiku 27 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow. So corny, please stick to c**t jokes RT @TheOnion: SLIDESHOW: 10 'Healthy' Foods That Are Actually Bad For You http://onion.com/10adpUP 

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      3. Tamara Reynolds‏ @RedTamara 27 Mar 2013
        Replying to @AstoriaHaiku

        @AstoriaHaiku so harsh! Why are your panties in such a twist?

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      4. A. Haiku‏ @AstoriaHaiku 27 Mar 2013
        Replying to @RedTamara

        Just callin' it like I see it. Corny. RT @RedTamara: @AstoriaHaiku so harsh! Why are your panties in such a twist?

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      1. TM Parker‏ @parkertm 28 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alan Alda: not nutritious cc @maggieserota @TheOnion: SLIDESHOW: 10 'Healthy' Foods That Are Actually Bad For You http://onion.com/10adpUP 

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      1. tds‏ @tsteingraeber 27 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: SLIDESHOW: 10 'Healthy' Foods That Are Actually Bad For You http://onion.com/10adpUP ” LISTEN UP @lpsmash @case_face

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      1. Vinny Andreotti‏ @VinnyAndreotti 28 Mar 2013
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        Satire at its best. LMAO “@TheOnion: SLIDESHOW: 10 'Healthy' Foods That Are Actually Bad For You http://onion.com/10adpUP ”

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      1. kathleen kiddo‏ @djdancingfool 27 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: SLIDESHOW: 10 'Healthy' Foods That Are Actually Bad For You http://onion.com/10adpUP ” woody allen would love this #sleeper

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      1. DaveCavanaugh‏ @DaveCavanaugh 27 Mar 2013
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        Better cut down on my Alan Alda intake... :)RT @TheOnion: SLIDESHOW: 10 'Healthy' Foods That Are Actually Bad For You http://onion.com/10adpUP 

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      1. Zack Mayo‏ @zrmayo 27 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion the secret is to just eat half a broom. #portionsize #themoreyouknow

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      1. Damian Esteban‏ @estebanrules 27 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: SLIDESHOW: 10 'Healthy' Foods That Are Actually Bad For You http://onion.com/10adpUP ”

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      1. kare‏ @Halo0522 27 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion hmmmmmm

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      1. Brett McMillen‏ @BrettTMac 27 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion dude you lost me. I can't even begin to fathom the angle you guys are going for here #huh #mishap

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      1. Robbie Artress‏ @robertartress 27 Mar 2013
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        Hahaha “@TheOnion: SLIDESHOW: 10 'Healthy' Foods That Are Actually Bad For You http://onion.com/10adpUP ”

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      1. Lynn Lipinski‏ @lynnlipinski 27 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: SLIDESHOW: 10 'Healthy' Foods That Are Actually Bad For You http://onion.com/10adpUP ” goofy fun and Alan Alda reference

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      1. Ryan Murphy‏ @romanmassagio 27 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion phoned this one in.

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      1. Mr. Meeseeks‏ @JohnyHalo 27 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion I actually had no idea what i was doing to my body, thanks for the heads up!

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      1. Jennifer B.‏ @Vegan_Jennifer 27 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion This is so ridiculously hilarious!

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