@TheOnion Not to worry: Bloomberg will eventually ban driving.
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@TheOnion I find it infinitely more scary that people write on machines way smarter than they are. http://thepuppyprincess14.blogspot.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You're darn right! Get a bicycle. Put mandatory GPS tracking on cars.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Most jokes have a kernel of truth, but this has a whole fucking cornfield.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is too f*cking accurate#dummydriversThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Its not even funny. It's so true! Jackasses give me a headache... every freakin' time!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion kills it again,Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've had this thought many timesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not to mention that they are allowed to fuel them with a highly flamable liquid without relying on trained techs except OR, NJ.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion finally a pro-gun satire!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it isThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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