@TheOnion I knew it! Single, in his 30s, totally into his mom. It all makes sense.
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@TheOnion Justice Scalia and the Republican party will share the NAACP inspiration award their work inspires minorities to vote.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't be posting that on here and saying God wrote that You know thats not true it not anywhere in the bible that he stands for itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that explains the lack of women in his life. And his solely male, er, disciples (I know a cult of "personality" when I see one)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Life is short, everyone deserves to be happy. Gay or not, it doesn't matter...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Probably one of the best articles I've read on The Onion. Such a deep undertone that has little satire and just straight truth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@michellemalkin this "god has a gay son" post is so offensive i don't even know what to do. Take it down. http://onion.com/16Wp12A ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If you're not gay then don't get gay married. This should not be decided by straight people because it has nothing to do with themThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "You see, I am a parent of a gay child. My son, who is now an adult, came out to me some time ago." – GodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am a friend of a gay person and they look after me a lot :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion JUSTIN BIEBER INVESTIGATED FOR BATTERY! http://www.bubblews.com/news/349606-justiin-bieber-investigated-for-battery …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Jesus was queer?!?! Jesus is QUEER!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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