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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Mar 2013

    "You see, I am a parent of a gay child. My son, who is now an adult, came out to me some time ago." – Godhttp://onion.com/16Wp12A 

    7:00 PM - 26 Mar 2013
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      1. Sean O Coisdealbha‏ @SeanCostello49 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion I knew it! Single, in his 30s, totally into his mom. It all makes sense.

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      1. Maple syrup‏ @SyrupMuddlucks 27 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Justice Scalia and the Republican party will share the NAACP inspiration award their work inspires minorities to vote.

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      1. maccaleb‏ @maccaleb1 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion don't be posting that on here and saying God wrote that You know thats not true it not anywhere in the bible that he stands for it

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      1. Lady Kayla‏ @LadyKorenwolf 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion that explains the lack of women in his life. And his solely male, er, disciples (I know a cult of "personality" when I see one)

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      1. Charity-Travel FDRG‏ @CTFundraising 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Life is short, everyone deserves to be happy. Gay or not, it doesn't matter...

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      1. Wolvomo‏ @Wolvomo 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Probably one of the best articles I've read on The Onion. Such a deep undertone that has little satire and just straight truth.

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      1. Lee Jones‏ @TheJanuaryBird 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion @michellemalkin this "god has a gay son" post is so offensive i don't even know what to do. Take it down. http://onion.com/16Wp12A ”

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      1. ramona phillips‏ @ramdav2001 26 Mar 2013
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      1. Amanda Finn‏ @Amandaxoxo12 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion If you're not gay then don't get gay married. This should not be decided by straight people because it has nothing to do with them

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      1. Jane Allen‏ @jane94550 26 Mar 2013
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        Ha!! “@TheOnion: "You see, I am a parent of a gay child. My son, who is now an adult, came out to me some time ago." – God

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      1. Teddy Rtoo Gillespie‏ @AnnMcConnell1 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion I am a friend of a gay person and they look after me a lot :)

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      1. Jorge Acosta‏ @Yoyi1784 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion JUSTIN BIEBER INVESTIGATED FOR BATTERY! http://www.bubblews.com/news/349606-justiin-bieber-investigated-for-battery …

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      1. Orion  ♉ ♊ Phoenix  🐓 🐕‏ @kurtantonmaus 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Jesus was queer?!?! Jesus is QUEER!!!!

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