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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Mar 2013

    I Feel Very Strongly About The Issue Of Same Sex Marriage Because I Have A Gay Son | Commentary By Godhttp://onion.com/16Wb4BE 

    12:57 PM - 26 Mar 2013
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    • Christopher Scollard a buff baby who can dance like a man courtney 🦇 Reub! Zachary Pothier Laur(no)en Shannon 🏳️‍🌈 Joe Mayer Todd K. Wagner, Sr. 📢
    23 replies 477 retweets 186 likes
      1. Bryan Lowry‏ @BryanLowry3 26 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion so is it okay to love The Onion again, America? Because I do.

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      1. Narnia University‏ @RapeNarnia 26 Mar 2013
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        "I Feel Very Strongly About The Issue Of Same Sex Marriage Because I Have A Gay Son | Commentary By God" Holy shit, Jesus is gay!? @theonion

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      1. Jihan Askar‏ @Jihan27 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion is that supposed to be funny?

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      1. kaci‏ @kacidaniels 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion whoa is this a serious article? I grasp the tongue in cheek points... But still??

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      1. Kenny‏ @stonecoldken 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion That's not funny.

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      1. simon BOOrenbaum‏ @simonbirenbaum 26 Mar 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: I Feel Very Strongly About The Issue Of Same Sex Marriage Because I Have A Gay Son | Commentary By God http://onion.com/16Wb4BE ”

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      1. Dylan‏ @DylanAlvare 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion don't suppose his partner is named Dave as an homage to #kith @DaveSFoley?

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      1. Olivier Payette‏ @PayetteO 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion awesome hahaha

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      1. Sean Airth‏ @seanairth 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion unfollow

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      1. Ian Banks‏ @monkeezgob 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion " I love my dead gay son!" :)

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      1. Ron Diggs‏ @RonaldDiggelson 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Is God a regular contributer for you now?

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      1. Britt‏ @SoloSocialite 26 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: I Feel Very Strongly About The Issue Of Same Sex Marriage Because I Have A Gay Son | Commentary By God” WTF man

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      1. H Mastropiero‏ @H_Mastropiero 26 Mar 2013
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        @stevesilberman “@TheOnion: I Feel Strongly About The Issue Of Same Sex Marriage Because I Have A Gay Son | By God http://onion.com/16Wb4BE ”

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      1. Gabriel S Reynolds‏ @GabrielSaidR 26 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Classy

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      2. Taylor2018‏ @rodsandguitars 26 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Mental illness comes in many forms.. as a parent you should have recognized that instead of now pushing it off on the rest of us.

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      3.  ⚔️ 🌻 🌧‏ @_goblin_girl 26 Mar 2013
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        @rodsandguitars @TheOnion dont tell God what to do man

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      1. sav‏ @shessavtastic 26 Mar 2013
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        As much as that retweet from @TheOnion satired my religion...I completely agree with the writer's standpoint. God did not write it, obvi.

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