“@TheOnion: Area Woman Taking Spoon For Two To Three More Laps Around Empty Yogurt Container" forever my life 
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round here we call that the flavor saver(or) RT
@TheOnion Area Woman Taking Spoon For Two To Three More Laps Around Empty Yogurt ContainerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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