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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Mar 2013

    Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR 

    6:00 PM - 25 Mar 2013
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      1. Alex Hurst‏ @AlexSHurst 25 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR ” @Asully428

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      1. bora munkenda‏ @BoraMunkenda 7 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion @mem712 welcome to make good tour in Tanzania country just for looking wild animals to national park, our culture and traditional

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      1. Jim Manne‏ @j_manne 26 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR ” she's one up on Sarah Palin!

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      1. John Barnett‏ @Informitude 26 Mar 2013
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        Supporting literacy (sound it out!) 1 page at a time “@TheOnion: Jessica Simpson Promotes Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR ”

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      1. Amy Flynn‏ @acflynn 25 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR ” #funny

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      1. Leon Wagner‏ @leon_wagner 25 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion thank you…ROTFL

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      1. Karen Schroeder‏ @KarenJSchroeder 25 Mar 2013
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        I'm tired, but this did make me laugh: “@TheOnion: Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR ”

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      1. Matthew G. Lawrence‏ @mattlawrence 25 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha. This is brilliant. RT @TheOnion: Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR ”

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      1. findscott‏ @findscottjones 25 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion I call bs, no way she can read. So much for relying on the Onion as a valuable news source...

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      1. ∴☆∴ ᏘRᏋLᎽ ∴☆∴‏ @arelyka 25 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR ”// Jajajajaa

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      1. Lee Foley‏ @LeAaronFoley 25 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR ” so wrong

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      1. BEMattison‏ @bmrabbit1 25 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion I read 5-6 books a week! She reads one (apparently a first) and is suddenly major news? I don't get it.

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      1. Ted Fatsman Parody‏ @HeDoneSaidIt 25 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR ” I lol'd

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      1. BIG OC DIESEL‏ @BIGOCDIESEL 25 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion THE @GEEEKSQUADD IS GONNA TEACH FOLKS HOW TO BE A RAPPER.. STAY TUNED pic.twitter.com/lyKJ33bLvQ ... http://www.youtube.com/user/geeeksquadd …

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      2. Craig F‏ @kreg02 25 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read http://onion.com/15MZOUR ” @LadiesIntl

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      3. Mona Readio‏ @LadiesIntl 25 Mar 2013
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        @kreg02 @theonion I told you the onion is fucking amazing!

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