@TheOnion @maxhunt8441 hahahaha what the...
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@TheOnion: Divorced Father Buys String Cheese To Make Coming To His Place Fun http://onion.com/14jmOys ”@aakislingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sometimes the Onion makes my heart hurt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is this for real!?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion stuff also breaks your heart // Divorced Father Buys String Cheese To Make Coming To His Place Fun http://onion.com/14jmOysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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They're on fire as of late. RT“
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@TheOnion Stop being so clever you funny funny bastards.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion dark man. Very very fucking darkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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IS NOTHING SACRED? RT
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@TheOnion mine bought me a keyboard. Despite my complete lack of talent. Or interest.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OMG, this is so much more depressing than it is funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion dinners with my dad were made up of Doritos and Dr.Pepper.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. This one reminds me of my childhood, in a bad wayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion strange he's divorced...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@djbenmiller great headline: “
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@DJMikeWalter that's awesome...... But, are you trying to tell me something?
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