@TheOnion ask not what your corporate lobbyists can do for you, but instead what your focus groups say you can do to your country
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@TheOnion: Week In Review: Proud Time To Be A Cowering Sack Of Shit As Democrats Back Off Assault Weapons Ban"@m_chisenaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's a matter of longer term strategy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Schadenfreude. “
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@TheOnion good! Except now they are sneaking in smaller bills that beed to e defeated.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that situation requires some serious ridicule.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Way to go, Merica:
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@TheOnion news tip: you need to get someone on to this story: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/25/us/tennessee-holds-health-care-lottery-for-the-poor.html?_r=0 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not satire, just being an arseholeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Get your weekly news update at Butterfly Effecthttp://youtu.be/5pJX21j1PTUThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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