@TheOnion I thought you guys only did satire
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@TheOnion his karma will be a slow and painful death!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Cheney:"Picturing the faces of each and every man and woman who survived the combat in Iraq keeps me up at night" suck it Cheney
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@TheOnion please post this on facebook and the story anout how he upset because he didn't kill more peopleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh! bad Onion, BAD ONION!!! ; )Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion luckily for him vampires sleep during the dayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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