@TheOnion Maybe not only wider but wiser than the bastards that run Earth ? I mean those that ignore "The Commandments" for 'fun' and 'gain'
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@TheOnion I'll drink to that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Like most women once the spanx come off.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think the universe is gonna be pissed that scientists called it old and fatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah right, you heard it on the Interwebzes. TV News says the universe is small and nowhere is older than this corner. We rule!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The iUniverse 5 promises to be thinner and lighter.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I first read this as "older, wiser".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion “Just like it says in Leviticus.” Ha!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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