“@TheOnion: Biden's out getting babes every night while you’re on Reddit. Buy his book to learn his secrets" Some things can't be taught.
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@TheOnion Love the President of Vice. But, love to see more of the Bitter Mitt Romney. Giving more bizarre speeches in grocery stores...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Should've just called it "The Vice:.etc.."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You're sounding more and more like SNL; you're not funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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