@TheOnion No idea you tried to comprehend; just thought you wrote them. Carry on!
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@TheOnion One dollar bills stacked to the sun and back=1 trillion. Which is why the "government" needs a little restructuring.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wow, how many horrid comments per Internet user are being made daily?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Most people cannot comprehend the actual value of 1 billion. 1 trillion is so far from there, it's a wonder anyone understands it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You're beginning to sound like my mom. No offense.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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