@TheOnion that is probably a good thing especially with republicans
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@TheOnion I misread that as, "Let’s face it, not everyone gets to outlive their dreams." Puts a new spin on the matter.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Let’s face it, not everyone gets to live out their dreams." http://onion.com/163qnY0 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ha! Opposite of that are trophy wives i don't know which is sadder, they take hobbies to a new extreme and pass them off as jobs?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Did you hear? Monsanto to hold National Asbestos Appreciation Day, praising its qualities and non-toxic attributes ;-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@VixenMasen is my sarcasm radar totally gone today? I couldn't tell if this article was serious or sarcastic? -
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@VixenMasen I know. I was like, finally! Permission to only halfheartedly do what I truly want! -
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@VixenMasen I was put on this earth to tweet nonsense and make cups of tea.
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@TheOnion Perfect ! "Let’s face it, not everyone gets to live out their dreams." http://onion.com/163qnY0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Your humor goes so dark sometimes! lol “
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@TheOnion Not everybody gets to live longer than 10 years. First world joke. Third world punchline.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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