@TheOnion ~ It's not satire when it's too true
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@TheOnion Oh to bear this great#patriotic#burden of responsibility lol lol#4realzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This wasn't clever, funny, original, or even vaguely thought out. WTF
@TheOnion? The proposed laws THEMSELVES were effectively meaningless.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "It is up to us to put forth a historically insignificant bill that accomplishes nothing." – Sen. Reid http://onion.com/ZUkLtQThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This explains no budget in...how many days now?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "It is up to us to put forth a historically insignificant bill that accomplishes nothing."@SenatorReid http://onion.com/ZUkLtQ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HAHA--the only time Harry Reid tells the truth is to the Onion. and They fall for it. Now--THAT's a headline!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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