“@TheOnion: Scarlett Johansson Immediately Rejects Heartwarming Prom Invite From High School Student http://onion.com/14cBoYH ” @Jackie_Bingo
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@jacqueOneTwo Hahaha. Fortune favors the bold! Why won't anyone ask us to prom? I can drive, buy beer and smokes, rent a house, etc.
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@Jackie_Bingo we would be catches haha. I'd fuckin love to rock a tux and get stranger than fiction. -
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@jconnery1218@theegoldenboy @jacqueonetwo How long until Mike is a senior?#MakingPlans - 7 more replies
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@TheOnion: Scarlett Johansson Immediately Rejects Heartwarming Prom Invite From High School Student http://onion.com/14cBoYH ”@beedaleedaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It really is sickening that Scarlett Johansen would be so rude to a child. Get over yourself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Too bad it wasn't Robot Chicken,she said yes on there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Funny shit “
@TheOnion: Scarlett Johansson Immediately Rejects Heartwarming Prom Invite From High School Student http://onion.com/14cBoYH ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the onion repeatedly tweets the same article hoping people finally find it funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ArtsnExtras: RT@TheOnion: Scarlett Johansson Immediately Rejects Heartwarming Prom Invitehttp://onion.com/14cBoYHThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion she can do that to me and I'll still giver her 40 more chances.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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