@TheOnion I would prefer kindergardener, one to attend to the needs of the kinder
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Parents Don't Remember Enough Colors To Help With Kindergartner's Homework http://onion.com/14cvAyC ”@CFleeson thisreal?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What do u mean? I still can't stop the swirls! ...:-PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Israeli P.M. Netanyahu Totally Infatuated with Obama's Speech, Asks#POTUS to Sadie Hawkin's Dance#currenteventsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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