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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Mar 2013

    FDA Relaxes Definition Of Smoothiehttp://onion.com/WBogI4 

    5:01 PM - 19 Mar 2013
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    • Kaitlin William Miller Naomi Litman-🔥HELL🔥 Cristian Rojas-Benoy Eric Parton K Mallory Elea-gore Scarestrop Jim Kerr TomatoWiFi
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      1. Susan Dorsch‏ @nomadicQ 20 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TealinDC

        @TealinDC @TheOnion @sdorsch phew. That's a relief.

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      1. Vinny B‏ @vinnybsc 19 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: FDA Relaxes Definition Of Smoothie http://onion.com/WBogI4 ”. Wow :) #fb

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      1. Matt Kasee‏ @MattKasee 19 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: FDA Relaxes Definition Of Smoothie http://onion.com/WBogI4 ”haha sadly I could see this happening

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      1. Anthony Mercurio‏ @meiamanthony 19 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: FDA Relaxes Definition Of Smoothie http://onion.com/WBogI4 ” @Sum_Of_Us just like aspartame in milk!!!

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      1. GUY A BAKER‏ @bakerguy921 19 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion go to http://ilove0.blogspot.com 

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      1. Nicole Glickman‏ @nicole_glickman 19 Mar 2013
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        Hahaha - the headline alone is funny “@TheOnion: FDA Relaxes Definition Of Smoothie http://onion.com/WBogI4 ”

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      1. DROUGHT‏ @droughtjuice 19 Mar 2013
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        fairly accurate RT @TheOnion: FDA Relaxes Definition Of Smoothiehttp://onion.com/WBogI4 

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      1. Mathew Paust‏ @MattPaust 19 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Are we gonna let the Smoothie lobby run roughshod over us, like we do the NRA? Huh? Well??

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      1. John Lopez‏ @planetjohnlopez 19 Mar 2013
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        FDA humor - LOL RT @TheOnion: FDA Relaxes Definition Of Smoothiehttp://onion.com/WBogI4 

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      1. Shane Simmons‏ @regeya 19 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion What a bunch of cunts.

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      1. Tim Potter‏ @timpot54 19 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: FDA Relaxes Definition Of Smoothie http://onion.com/WBogI4 ” Oh really!

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