“@TheOnion: “You are a very odd man who does things that are bizarre and indicative of a mentally ill person." – @melissapoteat me to you 
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@TheOnion Beweist die Theorie, dass das "Bewustsein" eine kulturell gewachsene Sache ist.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion concl: still giving the final blow with millions of "dead" and "desperated"people in last instance, onion ? one broken mirror ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Actually, the small voice was saying "I wanna be like Elvis, just name my poor dead daddy Kim wanted."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can't wait to see Kim Jong-un's reply: "What You're Doing Is Weird And Wrong,' Small Voice In Back Of Kim Jong-un's head."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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