@TheOnion @funnyordie Macaulay Culkin, don't expect work anytime soon @DavidSpade is close enough and only asks for a half ball on his Rider
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@TheOnion@funnyordie One of the few where the article is actually funnier than the headline; love the parody ideas...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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