Hahahahahaha RT @TheOnion: “Paul Ryan's Extreme Budget Plan Urges Americans to Save Money by Performing Their Own Surgeries”
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@TheOnion Ok, I make a motion our first operation is to remove that smug line which LIES between his nose & chin. Let's vote: anesthesia?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that was the worst attempt at British accent I have ever heard. I liked itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL you guys are too funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Eddie Munster needs to start by performing his own brain implant. I'd say transplant but the skull cavity is currently empty...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Paul Ryan’s Extreme Budget Plan Urges Americans To Save Money By Performing Their Own Surgeries http://onion.com/145VcwsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Correction Obamacare has that!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Paul Ryan don't think it be like it is, but it do!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can finally get this appendix problem out of my life!#selfsurgeryftwThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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