@TheOnion how is this less offensive than calling someone a cunt?
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@TheOnion You should wear condoms in layers and remove one when switching acts - Shrek - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion : "Always use a new condom when alternating between different sexual acts; it’s more effective." – Pope FrancisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pope says "always masturbate with both hands equally, reduces chaffing"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's not Francis I until such time as there's a Francis II.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Try explaining that to the Falklanders. And their sheep!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And it tastes better too!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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