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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Mar 2013

    Bold New Pope Shows Crowd In Saint Peter's Square How To Apply Condomhttp://onion.com/116ddql 

    12:37 PM - 18 Mar 2013
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    23 replies 308 retweets 104 likes
      1. Sarghrargh Larghnd‏ @sarahlindish 18 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion I wish. (ish)

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      1. Thrifty Jelly‏ @tjkjunior 18 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Bold New Pope Shows Crowd In Saint Peter's Square How To Apply Condom http://onion.com/116ddql ” @glidekevinglide

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      1. Robert W. Scruggs‏ @RobertWScruggs 18 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Of all the irreverent press you have unleashed, the Pope/condom news flash doth most loudly beg for & needs a warning sign.

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      1. Ludovic‏ @LudovicSpeaks 18 Mar 2013
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        We'll have a black president b4 that! “@TheOnion: Bold New Pope Shows Crowd In Saint Peter's Square How2Apply Condom http://onion.com/116ddql ”

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      1. Peter‏ @RoyalWii 18 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion If only....

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      1. Brahma Narayanan‏ @brahma_n 18 Mar 2013
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        Way to Go! @TheOnion: Bold New Pope Shows Crowd In Saint Peter's Square How To Apply Condom http://onion.com/116ddql ”

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      1. victoria‏ @Victoria_Simons 18 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Bold New Pope Shows Crowd In Saint Peter's Square How To Apply Condom http://onion.com/116ddql ” it's a brave new world of sexy

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      1. the innominate one‏ @vir_innominatum 18 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Gives a whole new meaning to St. "Peter"'s Square, eh? St. Peter's Not-So-Square, maybe.

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      1. Nenge Terna‏ @NengeTerna 18 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion If Satan can energize you to write this, then, you are gone!

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      1. Johnny Young‏ @jy_number_one 18 Mar 2013
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        Hahaha awesome. !! The new religious condoms "The Pontips"... They cum guilt and shame free !!! @TheOnion

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      1. Mason‏ @TheLittleUnit 18 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Bold New Pope Shows Crowd In Saint Peter's Square How To Apply Condom"

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      1. Ranky P‏ @rmatthews1975 18 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Bold New Pope Shows Crowd In Saint Peter's Square How To Apply Condom http://onion.com/116ddql ”#dudetheonionmakesmelizalittlelol..

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      1. Cohen‏ @cohenflavors 18 Mar 2013
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        LOL RT @TheOnion Bold New Pope Shows Crowd In Saint Peter's Square How To Apply Condom http://onion.com/116ddql 

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      1. Bigshotprof‏ @thebigshotprof 18 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Can you apply a condom to a St. Peter's "square?"

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      1. Scott‏ @Bonafide_ScottH 18 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Bold New Pope Shows Crowd In Saint Peter's Square How To Apply Condom http://onion.com/116ddql ” ha ha ha beats talking Falklands

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