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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Mar 2013

    Here are some common hangover cures:http://onion.com/WRjKqZ 

    7:15 AM - 18 Mar 2013
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      1. AroraU‏ @AroraU 18 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Here are some common hangover cures: http://onion.com/WRjKqZ ” one for you @moewalsh82

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      1. Lara Florek‏ @report2daFlorek 18 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Here are some common hangover cures: http://onion.com/WRjKqZ ” @jdawghattyfield its like drinking red wine for headaches, but not

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      2. Frank Scavelli  🌹‏ @frankie_swags 18 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Here are some common hangover cures: http://onion.com/WRjKqZ ” yessss @neck_vintura

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      4. Frank Scavelli  🌹‏ @frankie_swags 18 Mar 2013
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        @neck_vintura smoke every salvagable cigarette dangling in ashtray

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      1. Breanimal‏ @BreanimalDubs 18 Mar 2013
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        Hope you all had a spanking good time yesterday!!! “@TheOnion: Here are some common hangover cures: http://onion.com/WRjKqZ ”

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      1. Jamescrisman‏ @jamescrisman 18 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Here are some common hangover cures: http://onion.com/WRjKqZ ” @BrittanyBoehm2

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      1. It's Matthew‏ @fcakenterprises 18 Mar 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Here are some common hangover cures:http://onion.com/WRjKqZ 

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      1. Cats Chickens Squirrels‏ @maryleahy 18 Mar 2013
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        LOL! "Smash eggs bc it's fun." // RT @TheOnion: Here are some common hangover cures:http://onion.com/WRjKqZ 

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      1. Matt_Janey‏ @Matt_Janey1 18 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Here are some common hangover cures: http://onion.com/WRjKqZ ” I need them all!!!!!

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      1. GORDON LYEW‏ @gordonlyew1 18 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Plz rt Coalition creates cardboard city Bedroom Tax aftermathhttp://bit.ly/XTX5ZP 

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      1. Katherine Santoso‏ @ksantoso77 18 Mar 2013
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        Worth trying hahahahjaha “@TheOnion: Here are some common hangover cures: http://onion.com/WRjKqZ ”

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      1. Ryan H‏ @thatmaineiac 18 Mar 2013
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        @CJBramble ever do any of these lol “@TheOnion: Here are some common hangover cures: http://onion.com/WRjKqZ ”

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      1. Kelly Dobler‏ @GSXRacing 18 Mar 2013
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        Have a read @lickitqueen & @DrGixxer RT @TheOnion: Here are some common hangover cures:http://onion.com/WRjKqZ 

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      1. tyler‏ @tylerc 18 Mar 2013
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        Hangover tips from @TheOnion: "Upon waking up, text 'ughhhhh' to anyone you saw the night before." http://onion.com/WRjKqZ 

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      1. Rose Simpson‏ @Rosalita54 18 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Not to mention Pedialyte and pure oxygen..

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