@TheOnion Don't drink drugs kids, you'll grow up stupid like your parents. Plus booze costs corps billions in lost productivity.
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@shaqumbach wowwww. Classy.
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abativley polsituley !
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@MarkDenman@TheOnion@LoopyLouBeasley standard night out with Durento!!
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