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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Mar 2013

    "I want to have sex very badly." –Pope Francis Ihttp://onion.com/YwqHIq 

    10:14 AM - 15 Mar 2013
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      1. Herman Chang‏ @PrezSlavs 15 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "I want to have sex very badly." –Pope Francis I http://onion.com/YwqHIq ” more like Jeff Horowitz

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      1. Brad Charleson‏ @bjchar 15 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion that's it. You lost me!

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      1. Abhinav Katoch‏ @_vonarchimboldi 15 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion God, I know how that feels.

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      1. name cannot be blank‏ @maxhunt8441 15 Mar 2013
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        A great short read - “@TheOnion: "I want to have sex very badly." –Pope Francis I http://onion.com/YwqHIq ”

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      1. Carla Danaher‏ @CeeEmDee 15 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "I want to have sex very badly." –Pope Francis I http://onion.com/YwqHIq ” The Onion nails it again!

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      1. William Banish‏ @WilliamBanish 15 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Uhhh Onion people? All humans want to have sex very badly cause its like a instinct? You know like its pre like determined?

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      1. Jay Kalish‏ @Laserflush75 15 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion He can have all the 12 year old boys he wants now that he's the "head guy".

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      1. Sam Loso‏ @Samloso 15 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "I want to have sex very badly." –Pope Francis I http://onion.com/YwqHIq ” @HaleyMedea

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      1. Nick Steele‏ @nickofsteele 15 Mar 2013
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        Sorry this is just too good “@TheOnion: "I want to have sex very badly." –Pope Francis I http://onion.com/YwqHIq ”

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      1. Deebo Bryson‏ @RunJoe 15 Mar 2013
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        Lol RT @TheOnion: "I want to have sex very badly." –Pope Francis I http://onion.com/YwqHIq 

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      1. Noah Fence‏ @Jon_Evans1 15 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion does this mean he yearns for sex or that he wants to do it in an unsatisfactory manor?

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      1. The Joshua-Paul Show‏ @joshuapaulshow 15 Mar 2013
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        Lol “@TheOnion: "I want to have sex very badly." –Pope Francis I http://onion.com/YwqHIq ”

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      1. Jill‏ @thejilliest 15 Mar 2013
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        I think it's safe to say it would, indeed, be very bad. @TheOnion: "I want to have sex very badly." –Pope Francis I http://onion.com/YwqHIq 

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      1.  ♥ hudson hutch®‏ @HutchART 15 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion LMAO...

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      1. Melodic Musek‏ @MelodicMusek 15 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion gross little monkeys aint ya :(

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      1. Oscar GM‏ @Osmeister 15 Mar 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "I want to have sex very badly." –Pope Francis I http://onion.com/YwqHIq ” @WhaGuerra jajaja

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