RT @TheOnion: Jesus Christ His résumé says he minored in History. We have to move fast if we want to snag this guy. http://onion.com/13VR5mM
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@TheOnion This is the best thing ever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion this is so perfect it hurts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hits too close to home. RT
@TheOnion: “Jesus Christ. His résumé says he minored in History, too. We have to move..." http://onion.com/13VR5mMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Guilty.
@TheOnion: “Jesus Christ. His résumé says he minored in History, too...” http://onion.com/13VR5mMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey, my History minor has taken me far. How many cashiers at Wendy's do you know with a History minor?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can't wait to be just like Corey Wilhelm haThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't bother, JC's resume is all bullshit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: http://onion.com/13VR5mM ” Well. This just got awkward.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ahaha, I hate you guys a liiiiiitle bit right now . ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol! RT “
@TheOnion: “His résumé says he minored in History, too. We have to move fast if we want to snag this guy.” http://onion.com/13VR5mM ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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