@TheOnion - and has a "basic understanding of Spanish." This guy is a phenom!
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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. RT
@TheOnion: It says he has exp in Word, Excel, & PowerPoint on both PC &Mac.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I don’t know how this is possible, but it says he has experience in Word, Excel, and PowerPoint on both PC and Mac."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this makes me depressedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion jokes about communications grads. Hilarious! http://onion.com/13VH48Y#pr#socialmediaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Worked at the front desk two summers at my father's realty company" "June 2009 June 2010" Hilarious!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion *giggle* The CV image says "Microsoft World"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion there is a Mac version of PowerPoint, Word, and Excel.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh stop it! :pThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion subtraction by numerical addition becomes as nothing with equality of zerosThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is some of your best stuff. Sadly, reminded me of my resume lol.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion comes in, with perfect timing as always, to kick me while i'm down.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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