@theonion "Toss me the keys, you fucking cocksucker!"
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@TheOnion yes because its less time instead of waiting for her to stroll to you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Man Always Insists You Toss Him Keys Rather Than Just Hand Them To Him http://onion.com/10L1hdo ” meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well I'll check it out if you check this out and hopefully re tweet Cookie Monster gets a girlfriendhttp://youtu.be/A1qC9tEtnNkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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