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@TheOnion: Mom Emptying Dishwasher Flawlessly As Though Shrieking Argument Didn't Happen Ten Minutes Ago”@hangoverharryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Mom Calmly Emptying Dishwasher As Though Shrieking Argument Didn't Happen Ten Minutes Ago http://onion.com/Wb0C6eThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Mom Emptying Dishwasher Flawlessly As Though Shrieking Argument Didn't Happen Ten Minutes Ago http://onion.com/Wb0C6e ” lmfao!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She is clearly looking for the sharpest knife and will then show it to her husbandThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@scottld3 “@TheOnion: Mom Emptying Dishwasher Flawlessly As Though Shrieking Argument Didn't Happen Ten Minutes Ago http://onion.com/Wb0C6e ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Mom Emptying Dishwasher Flawlessly As Though Shrieking Argument Didn't Happen http://onion.com/Wb0C6e ” Rutland VT. HahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Grow upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@kaitlynmknick This is mom.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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