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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Mar 2013

    Another Screaming Altar Boy Tossed Into Sistine Chapel Oven To Indicate No New Pope | More Papal Conclave Coverage:http://onion.com/Y7pmeY 

    10:55 AM - 13 Mar 2013
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    23 replies 714 retweets 184 likes
      1. Spencer‏ @SpencerTheGreek 13 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Another Screaming Altar Boy Tossed Into Sistine Chapel Oven To Indicate No New Pope." Catholicism is a beautiful religion.

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      2. Goofer  🔜 TwitchCon 2018‏ @GooferGames 13 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion the smoke is from the boy they just molested being thrown in their oven.

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      3. IBnatty Nwachukwu‏ @IBnatty 13 Mar 2013
        Replying to @GooferGames

        @luizmeneghim @theonion. Sometimes we show how degenerated our mental processes have become while trying hard to appear humorous. Pathetic

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      4. Goofer  🔜 TwitchCon 2018‏ @GooferGames 13 Mar 2013
        Replying to @IBnatty

        @iam_IBnatty @theonion I think it's hilarious. do you what else is even more humorous? The belief in a church that does more wrong than good

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      1. mike dalena‏ @mikedalena 13 Mar 2013
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        RT @TheOnion Another Screaming Altar Boy Tossed Into Sistine Chapel Oven To Indicate No New Pope | Papal Coverage:http://onion.com/Y7pmeY 

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      1. King David Lane‏ @KingDavidLane 13 Mar 2013
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        via @TheOnion Another Screaming Altar Boy Tossed Into Sistine Chapel Oven To Indicate No New Pope http://onion.com/Y7pmeY  #fb

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      1. Rene‏ @CesarDamon 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion I had no idea that Woody Allen was in the running to become Pope, let alone that he would win.

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      1. Matt Colella‏ @mattcolella 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion do you ever accept freelance article submissions?

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      1. Perma-Bitchfaced Nemesis‏ @OverlySarcasmic 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Lol @ that title. <3

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      1. Bob‏ @POPSHOTS 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion BREAKING NEWS! Mel Brooks, "The1000 year old man" has just been elected POPE.

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      1. Mary Ann Salinovich‏ @beboppergirl 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion you are sick!

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      1. Steven Simonelli‏ @sstiemvoennelli 13 Mar 2013
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        #untimelytweet RT“@TheOnion: Another Screaming Altar Boy Tossed Into Sistine Chapel Oven To Indicate No New Pope"

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      1. Todd  🎣 🌪 ⛈‏ @ripcord808 13 Mar 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Another Screaming Altar Boy Tossed Into Sistine Chapel Oven To Indicate No New Pope |

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      1. Dett Sinclare‏ @pushingdazies 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion omg! Hysterical!

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      1. The New Pope!‏ @itsthenewpope 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion yeah but to be fair little jimmy had it coming. He was born a sinner, remember? #cónclave #pope

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      1. Barclay Reynolds‏ @Barclayr123 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion what? They have no phones? No telegraph? Smoke signals?

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      1. Julie-Marie Connell‏ @tayto35 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion oooh bad timing, news has it the new pope's been picked.

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      1. Aaron‏ @CaptSpaztic 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion: Another Screaming Altar Boy Tossed Into Sistine Chapel Oven To Indicate No New #Pope

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      1. Breana Jones‏ @BreanaMJones 13 Mar 2013
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        A bit much, no? RT @TheOnion Another Screaming Altar Boy Tossed Into Sistine Chapel Oven To Indicate No New Popehttp://onion.com/Y7pmeY 

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      1. Regi‏ @MagicCityRegi 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion you made me LOL for real with this one 😂 so wrongly funny

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