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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Mar 2013

    “People have no idea I was almost Han Solo, or that I threw Natalie Wood off that boat.” -Christopher Walkenhttp://onion.com/WaXV4D 

    10:23 AM - 13 Mar 2013
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      1. Spinning bird‏ @Halfcourtbird 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Oh. Wagner and walken know what happened that night. And looks like they will take to their graves.

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      1. Matthew Skipper‏ @mtskls00 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion the last line was the best! Great work!

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      1. Autumn Osburn‏ @Autumn_Osburn 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion I always suspected

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      1. martin cisneros‏ @martincisnero17 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion please retweet my comments to this killer walken...give him my info i WANT HIM to contact me....peace

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      1. martin cisneros‏ @martincisnero17 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion GO STICK A GOLD WATCH UP YOUR ASS YOU COCKSUCKER....peace

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      1. martin cisneros‏ @martincisnero17 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion YOU AND THAT COCKSUKER R.J. KILLED THAT WOMAN YOU BOTH WILL PAY....peace

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      1. martin cisneros‏ @martincisnero17 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion YOU DID YOU FREAK....peace

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      1. Scotland Stevens‏ @ScotlandStevens 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion too soon.

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      1. ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss ᴏғ ᴡᴏᴏ‏ @FiliaUniversal 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion You have succeeded in making me feel terrible for laughing, again. #ButItsFunny

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      1. BuddhaBiker‏ @Buddhabiker 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion I totally read that in his voice. Well done.

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      1. Ron Pease‏ @wivawat04 13 Mar 2013
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        The writers @TheOnion are quite amazing people, great laughs generally ensue when I click their links

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      1. Princess Tomato‏ @shimchangmin 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion bazing

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      1. Maggie May-I-Drink-Your-Blood‏ @fluxcapacitor74 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Creepy. Not nice. Not that you are known for nice. But I feel kind of bad for him.

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      1. Linda‏ @lindamartin511 13 Mar 2013
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        @TheOnion Ouch.

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